If you are not six feet tall, don’t have to eat
cheeseburgers and French fries for a week just to become a size zero again, or
don’t feel comfortable walking around in four inch Jimmy’s all day, better skip
the real life catwalk of Avenue Montaigne in the 8th. The 6th is your style
nirvana. Sure, you may get a little
extra attention exiting your exotic, dripping with accessories and escorted by
a security detail. I, however, exiting
my Vélib’, dripping with sweat, escorted by my shorts wearing husband and
sorbet-stained five year old, still received plenty of largess.
Sonya, Louis, Hermy – all my friends are here. The end of June also marks the start of the
six-week summer sale season. Oh falling
Euro rejoice! Don’t forget to visit the
Hermès boutique (built in an art deco swimming pool) or Bon Marché, Gustave
Eiffel’s tower of shopping. Have your
husband (or lover) get a cut and shave downstairs, while you frequent the nail
bar on the first floor in preparation for visiting the shoe department under
the magnificent dome upstairs. Need some
energy – grab an espresso and pastry at Rose bakery.
After a daylong shopping frenzy, sit with the other tourists
(Hemingway, Fitzgerald, Gainsbourg, and most of the locals have long departed)
at Brasserie Lipp, Les Deux Magots, or Café de Flore, order a café crème and contemplate
your credit card bill while watching the world go by. Or, if you were really successful and are
maybe a little homesick, don your new duds, snag a table at Ralph’s and order a
Ralph’s burger.